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31

Aug

#penguin don’t give a fuck #lol #batman #regram

#penguin don’t give a fuck #lol #batman #regram

Last night I slid down this #shark #slipandslide at a #party in just my bra & skirt, some may say that’s #inappropriate behavior for a 33 year old, but those are not people I’m #friends with #lol #drinkdrankdrunk further proof: my roommate was woken up this morning by a cop bc he fell asleep drunk on a bus bench & had to get a ride home #mylife #ridiculous #latergram

Last night I slid down this #shark #slipandslide at a #party in just my bra & skirt, some may say that’s #inappropriate behavior for a 33 year old, but those are not people I’m #friends with #lol #drinkdrankdrunk further proof: my roommate was woken up this morning by a cop bc he fell asleep drunk on a bus bench & had to get a ride home #mylife #ridiculous #latergram

30

Aug

Found this the other day at #wholefoods & excited to try it for #dinner tonight #calamari #vegan #vegetarian #food #yum #yay

Found this the other day at #wholefoods & excited to try it for #dinner tonight #calamari #vegan #vegetarian #food #yum #yay

@juceejay1122 surprised me the other day at work when she came back from a long errand with this #thanks #gift for me #yum #chocolate #raspberry #cupcake from #wholefoods #yay

@juceejay1122 surprised me the other day at work when she came back from a long errand with this #thanks #gift for me #yum #chocolate #raspberry #cupcake from #wholefoods #yay

Yesterday started out with these #texts from work while I was getting ready. Had me rolling. #lol #chrisbrown #jail #money #troll in the #cave #always #creeping  #latergram

Yesterday started out with these #texts from work while I was getting ready. Had me rolling. #lol #chrisbrown #jail #money #troll in the #cave #always #creeping #latergram

Yesterday this fucking genius #parked in the #lot at work & despite ALL the other #vehicles & #cementbumpers being straight in line, they angle with the bumper that accidentally moved…#wtf #facepalm #why #smh #lol 
To make matters worse, later in the evening a second vehicle pulled into the empty space right beside of it and despite that bumper being correctly straight, it still parked angled to match the car beside of it. I didn’t have the opportunity to snap a photo, but my hope in humanity & common sense died a lil more

Yesterday this fucking genius #parked in the #lot at work & despite ALL the other #vehicles & #cementbumpers being straight in line, they angle with the bumper that accidentally moved…#wtf #facepalm #why #smh #lol
To make matters worse, later in the evening a second vehicle pulled into the empty space right beside of it and despite that bumper being correctly straight, it still parked angled to match the car beside of it. I didn’t have the opportunity to snap a photo, but my hope in humanity & common sense died a lil more

Made #breakfast & brought it back to bed this morning #soy #bacon #facon scrambled #eggs fluffed with soy milk dried #cranberries #banana #minutemaud #raspberry #tea & #fruit drink mix #vegetarian #food #yum

Made #breakfast & brought it back to bed this morning #soy #bacon #facon scrambled #eggs fluffed with soy milk dried #cranberries #banana #minutemaud #raspberry #tea & #fruit drink mix #vegetarian #food #yum

29

Aug

Oh did I forget to mention that I was approached while standing on the street to get into the #RAW show last weekend & asked if I was an aspiring #model and if I would be interested in #modeling for a line bc I had a good look?! It HAS been too many months since I’ve worked a photo shoot, just needed the right connections here in the DMV, bc all mine were from working in Covington & Roanoke. Checked out the site from their business card & made contact today. Casting call appointment this weekend! Wish me luck, I’m nervous /eep  (at Penn Social)

Oh did I forget to mention that I was approached while standing on the street to get into the #RAW show last weekend & asked if I was an aspiring #model and if I would be interested in #modeling for a line bc I had a good look?! It HAS been too many months since I’ve worked a photo shoot, just needed the right connections here in the DMV, bc all mine were from working in Covington & Roanoke. Checked out the site from their business card & made contact today. Casting call appointment this weekend! Wish me luck, I’m nervous /eep (at Penn Social)

27

Aug

#lol #horror #prank #jasonvoorhees #freddykrueger #fridaythe13th #nightmareonelmstreet

#lol #horror #prank #jasonvoorhees #freddykrueger #fridaythe13th #nightmareonelmstreet

Oh #oops #lol #popcorn #polkadots #boobs #cleavage #green #tattoos

Oh #oops #lol #popcorn #polkadots #boobs #cleavage #green #tattoos

So happy to see this #popcorn gets me when I start reading the #directions & it knows I’m #stoned & #notready for any difficulty #lol #fancy #wholefoods I’m a sucker for anything #seasalt #yum #food #weedstagram #maple

So happy to see this #popcorn gets me when I start reading the #directions & it knows I’m #stoned & #notready for any difficulty #lol #fancy #wholefoods I’m a sucker for anything #seasalt #yum #food #weedstagram #maple

Just some pictures of #me #lol #moi #selfie #latergram #bandana #bun #updo #bangs #messy #dirty #hippie #hair #uniform #shirt #workflow

Just some pictures of #me #lol #moi #selfie #latergram #bandana #bun #updo #bangs #messy #dirty #hippie #hair #uniform #shirt #workflow

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I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again: how can u not love Big Papi?!

25

Aug

#raw #artists #monarchsandnomads #runway #fashion  (at Penn Social)

#raw #artists #monarchsandnomads #runway #fashion (at Penn Social)

at Penn Social

at Penn Social